WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, pal, what the frick is going on here? It's like a mess of crazy, and I'm just trying to figure out it all. Is this even a dream? This whole thing is making my head spin. Can someone please explain before I snap? How Fucking Crap?! Dude, this is totally bullshit. I'm so pissed right now. It's like a monkey just threw a wrench out fro